she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Randomize
