Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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