Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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