In the future we'll all be gay
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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