your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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