I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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