You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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