Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
i think i just lost a toe
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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