i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
