I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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