It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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