Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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