Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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