she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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