We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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