I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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