hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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