your thong is hanging out like whoa
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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