i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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