Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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