I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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