is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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