We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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