You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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