Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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