I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
we're so committed to being not committed
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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