Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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