on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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