I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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