My brain says no but my pants say off.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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