but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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