i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
you made out with another girl for some wings
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
