Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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