You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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