so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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