I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He told me they were just razor bumps!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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