hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
whose parrot is this?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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