The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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