On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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