so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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