Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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