ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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