Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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