She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Randomize
