did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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