don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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