Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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