he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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