wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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