Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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